The White Stuff - Weird Al Yankovic
(Parody of "The Right Stuff" by New Kids on the Block)


The white stuff. The white stuff. 

The first one was a sweet one, the second one was a blast.
Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast.
You can see 'em in my teeth, tell it when I talk.
Had so many my pancreas just went into shock. 

I love the white stuff, baby, in the middle of an Oreo.
I love the white stuff, baby, it's the most delicious thing I know. 

I've had a-zillion or two in my life, they're so right.
My teeth are all rotted clear through, but who cares?
What else am I supposed to do? 

O - o - o - o-o. O - Oreo. O - o - o - o-o. The white stuff.
O - o - o - o-o. O - Oreo. What's in the middle? The white stuff. 

The first time that I tried it, got a big sugar-buzz.
Nothin' gets me high as that sandwich-cookie does.
But I love the filling most. I rub it on my roast.
Mix it with my coffee and spread it on my toast. 

I love the white stuff, baby, in the middle of an Oreo.
I love the white stuff, baby, take some with me ev'rywhere I go. 

Might get a pimple or two, but so what? it's alright.
Now, Twinkies and Ding-Dongs won't do. 
All I need ... you know what it is. 

O - o - o - o-o. O - Oreo. O - o - o - o-o. The white stuff.
O - o - o - o-o. O - Oreo. O - o - o - o-o. The white stuff.
O - o - o - o-o. O - Oreo. What's in the middle? The white stuff.