ODD NEWS...

[soloist]

DEFECATING SODA...

CAMDEN, N.J. — His lawyer calls it a foolish prank, but a judge isn't laughing. A 17-year-old high school student from Haddon Township admitted in family court Thursday that he defecated in a classmate's soda during an auto-shop class.

Prosecutors dropped an aggravated assault charge in exchange for the boy's guilty plea to a charge of tampering with a food product.

Authorities said the victim sipped the soda, then spit it out as his classmates laughed on March 29.

A judge ordered the boy to serve probation, serve 200 hours of community service, write a letter to the victim to apologize — and to write a 1,000-word report on why it's unhealthy to ingest fecal matter.

-CCN-



HE WANTS MOM ARRESTED FOR TAKING HIS BEER...

NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. — A 32-year-old Pasco County man who called 911 to complain about his mother is facing criminal charges. According to a sheriff's office arrest report, Charles Dennison told a deputy that his mother took his beer and he wanted her arrested. Dennison was reportedly "very intoxicated" when the deputy arrived at the New Port Richey home.

Dennison told the deputy that he would keep calling emergency responders if his mother wasn't charged. He has been charged with making false 911 calls and was jailed on $150 bond.

It was unclear if he had an attorney.

-CCN-



GROAN (GROIN)...

SEATTLE — Police said a man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at a Lynnwood department store. Police spokeswoman Shannon Sessions said the man was carrying his handgun in his waistband and it accidentally went off about noon Sunday.

She said he was wounded in the testicles and also in his leg and foot. No one else was hurt.

The man was rushed to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, but there was no immediate word on his condition.

-CCN-

[Frong]

OK, aside from the fact that taking a dump in somebody's soda is simply disgusting, you could theoretically get someone sick from doing that. *sigh* Teenagers... things like this are exactly why I hated middle school and high school.

[Diabolique]

@ wanting to get his mom arrested for taking away his beer.

[Frong]

Next you'll see some teenager trying to sue their mom for embarrassing them in public.

[Diabolique]

Next you'll see some teenager trying to sue their mom for embarrassing them in public.

No kidding!