ICE CREAM! GET YOUR BREAST MILK ICE CREAM!

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ICE CREAM! GET YOUR BREAST MILK ICE CREAM!

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A RESTAURANT is causing a stir after revealing a new addition to the dessert menu - breast milk ice-cream. The dessert - playfully titled Baby Gaga - is available at Icecreamists in London's Covent Garden for £14 per serving.

The ice-cream is churned from the breast mile donated by 15 women, who responded to an ad on an online forum for mothers.

Matt O'Connor, founder of Icecreamists, believes the new-found delicacy will be a success and said: "If it's good enough for children, it's good enough for us."

It's understood women are paid £15 for every 10 ounces of breast milk donated.

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It seems like one of those things where your reaction is something like, "Ew, gross! .......I wonder what that would taste like."
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aascha wrote:It seems like one of those things where your reaction is something like, "Ew, gross! .......I wonder what that would taste like."
Yeah, probably. Also, if you think about it, human milk has to be a lot healthier for human consumption than cow milk. :lol:
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Unless the human is filled with legal
or otherwise drugs and other ha-
rmful elements that would c-
ontaminate the quality o-
f the milk. Aside fro-
m that it should
have a less s-
weet flavo-
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o:

(standard store-brought cow milk...)

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No, thanks. £14 alone puts me off even if it were sprinkled with edible gold flake. Gimmickry with no real value to gastronomy?

I wonder what the FDA would have to say?
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Less sweet than cow milk? Really? I wonder why that would be. :lol:
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I think I read somewhere that they were forced to stop serving it because breast milk can transmit Hepatitis. Groooosssss.
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...wouldn't you just make sure it was thoroughly tested? Like the rest of food is supposed to be anyway? lol.
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I would imagine that it would be....but then again, you never know. O_o
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Ok.... That's just..... weird.

People come up with some straaaaaaaaaaange ideas every day it seems.
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