Viewpoint on english writing.

[Beasleday]

Perspicacity is the report of words in a textual substance boosting of the capitalize on of a interrupt of signs or symbols (known as a ticket method). Correspondence, more on dauntlessness, refers to two things: critique as a noun, the kindliness that is written; and fiction as a verb, which designates the rent of writing. It refers to the inscription of characters on a regular, thereby forming words, and larger units of vocabulary, known as texts. It also refers to the the the public of carp at arrogate and writing course communication thereby generated.

[Nakor]

The sheer irony of the fact that this particular grammatically inept spammer was actually trying to advertise a site about English writing made me decide that the most humorous thing was to leave the post as-is, sans the original link. (Also, for some reason it was spammed in Pets Corner. Because that makes sense.)

Now, your homework everyone: I want you to write kindliness. Difficulty: you must use fiction as a verb.

(PS: Roem/Diabolique: Your homework is to critique the opening post with your ban-hammer. )

[Roemello]

This gooftard has not the perspicacity to realize he just let loose a tidal wave of verbal diarrhea all over our fine kingdom.

Realizing the tard is of the intellectual level of our finest imbecilic moles, the interloper was thrashed most perniciously with an old rusty ban-stick

[Frong]

"Realizing the tard"? That's an amusing phrase. You get a metaphorical cookie.