Halloween in the Taxi business

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Halloween in the Taxi business

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Wow tonight was crazy.Lots of crazy outfits but 1 really stuck out to me as being funny. This is a little graphic so you have been warned.
I was sitting at a bar waiting on a customer to come out and an older guy comes out in a trench coat.He looks at me,opens his coat and well,there was a huge dildo attached to the bottom of his shirt. He was jumping up and down making it flop all over. I laughed pretty hard at this.I give the guy props for being so brave.
I also made some good money tonight. Work has been very good lately and it's allowed me to save up some money for a change. Feels weird having money with no bills to pay.
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Re: Halloween in the Taxi business

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Having money with no bills to pay... quite
the sensation, though sadly, I know no-
t such a feeling (laughs). I'd imagine
that you'd have an interesting eve-
ning, Shawn. Just riding the trai-
n kept me entertained for quit-
e a bit. What was so funny i-
s that some of the costum-
ed people looked at me a-
s though I had the best
costume in the train,
and I had none. Ju-
st was wearing m-
y beard in the m-
anner in which
I do. One per-
son at work
mentioned
that I wo-
uld mak-
e a gre-
at Jac-
k Spa-
rrow
fro-
m
Pira-
tes of t-
he Caribbe-
an (laughs). I
am sure that wh-
en New Year's Eve a-
pproaches, you'll have
a repeat performance of
yesterday's adventure... ju-
st without the costumes, but t-
he same if not better financial re-
wards. What will become of the surplus?

:lol:
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soloist wrote:Having money with no bills to pay... quite
the sensation, though sadly, I know no-
t such a feeling (laughs). I'd imagine
that you'd have an interesting eve-
ning, Shawn. Just riding the trai-
n kept me entertained for quit-
e a bit. What was so funny i-
s that some of the costum-
ed people looked at me a-
s though I had the best
costume in the train,
and I had none. Ju-
st was wearing m-
y beard in the m-
anner in which
I do. One per-
son at work
mentioned
that I wo-
uld mak-
e a gre-
at Jac-
k Spa-
rrow
fro-
m
Pira-
tes of t-
he Caribbe-
an (laughs). I
am sure that wh-
en New Year's Eve a-
pproaches, you'll have
a repeat performance of
yesterday's adventure... ju-
st without the costumes, but t-
he same if not better financial re-
wards. What will become of the surplus?

:lol:
I think I am taking New Years Eve off the night off for a change.I have worked the last 7 years,it's time for me to take a break.
The surplus money is put up for a rainy day.I'm sure a bad weekend is around the corner so I will be prepared this time.
I was surprised I made as much as I did,and this coming weekend should be decent and not much coming out of it so I will be able to add to my rainy day fund.
I was asked what I dressed up as and I said a cab driver lol.
You thought you'd get away, but Karma made its move
The bad things that you've done, will be coming back for you
It's really sad that we're at the end, but my heart won't let me feel
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Re: Halloween in the Taxi business

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LOL Shawn! You should have dressed up too! :evil:
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That sounds like a good plan!
I'm sure you could use a d-
ay off considering all t-
hat you have been t-
hrough and conti-
nue to. Ingrid i-
s right, you s-
hould have
dressed
up, b-
eca-
us-
e:

(customers may have tipped more if they like the outfit...)

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I hate dressing up,we were so darn busy and no one wanted to work.Was just crazy.
You thought you'd get away, but Karma made its move
The bad things that you've done, will be coming back for you
It's really sad that we're at the end, but my heart won't let me feel
No sympathy or pain for the outcome you've ensued...Queensrÿche 2013
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Shawn wrote:I hate dressing up,we were so darn busy and no one wanted to work.Was just crazy.
Nah, all you need is a NASCAR jumpsuit. Then you can drive like a maniac and say it's all part of the costume. :p
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Frong wrote:
Shawn wrote:I hate dressing up,we were so darn busy and no one wanted to work.Was just crazy.
Nah, all you need is a NASCAR jumpsuit. Then you can drive like a maniac and say it's all part of the costume. :p
I already drive like a maniac lol. I am kinda of "known" for my driving skills.
You thought you'd get away, but Karma made its move
The bad things that you've done, will be coming back for you
It's really sad that we're at the end, but my heart won't let me feel
No sympathy or pain for the outcome you've ensued...Queensrÿche 2013
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Shawn wrote:I already drive like a maniac lol. I am kinda of "known" for my driving skills.
Exactly my point. The outfit would fit the image perfectly. :poke: :p
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