MAKE LOTS OF ENEMIES ON PAYPAL <
>TURN 3 WORDS INTO 3000 BANS! NOW FULLY AUTOMATED! USING YOUR LAMER ACCOUNT!!!!!! <
>READING THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE! IT DOES WORK! <
>I promise you that if you follow the directions exactly, that you will start making more enemies than you thought possible by doing something so easy! Suggestion: READ THIS ENTIRE MESSAGE CAREFULLY !! Print it out or download it. Follow the simple directions and watch the zaps come in! It's easy. It's pathetic. And, your investment is only nothing to be concerned about. IMPORTANT: This is a rip-off; it is indecent; it is not legal; and, it's 99% risk. Best of all -- it really works! If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive no dividends. PLEASE NOTE: Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and 10,000 bans or more can be yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains unsuccessful because of the lack of honesty and integrity of the participants. PLEASE CONTINUE IN ITS DEMISE BY CAREFULLY ADHERING TO THE INSTRUCTIONS. You will now become part of the spammer business. In this business your product is not solid and tangible, it's a service. You are in the business of developing enemies. <
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>Here is the easy road to stupidity: Spam anymore like this and you will die a death so bad that you will cry even in the afterlife.<
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>The thing to remember is: do you realize that thousands of people all over the world are joining the Internet and reading these trashy articles everyday? JUST LIKE YOU are now!! So, can't afford to spam anything. I think not.. People have said, "What if the plan is played out and no one bans me? So what! What are the chances of that happening when there are tons of admins that zap me at the slightest notice? Remember, spam UNFAIRLY and DISHONESTLY and this will really work. WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND!!! (you aint kiddn', pal )<
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>P.S. I'm outta here now! happy zapping! <
> <i>Edited by: NOAImawario at: 2/27/04 4:42 pm<
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BE ZAPPED RIGHT NOW!!!!!
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TStodden
Re: make money on paypal
AH! You're no fun Ima! 
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>I edited the post first...<
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>//retracts appology in castle <
>~TStodden<i></i>
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>I edited the post first...<
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>//retracts appology in castle <
>~TStodden<i></i>
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Nakor BlueRider
Re: BE ZAPPED RIGHT NOW!!!!!
I was also editing this one in a different forum. But Wario's post was much shorter (read: lazier ) and finished first. <
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> MAKE EXTRA SMITTYS STEW ON PAYPAL <
>TURN 3 CANS INTO 3000 NOW FULLY AUTOMATED! USING YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT!!!!!! <
>READING THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE! YOU'LL HAVE MORE STEW THAN YOU CAN CHOKE ON!!!<
>I promise you that if you follow the directions exactly, that you will begin slowly choking on all the Smittys Stew you ever haven't wanted before you can imagine! Suggestion: READ THIS ENTIRE MESSAGE CAREFULLY !! Print it out or download it. Follow the simple directions and watch the stew come in! It's easy. It's ILLEGAL. It
eaks this board's rules! And, your investment is only 3 cans! IMPORTANT: This IS a rip-off; it IS indecent; it IS illegal; and, it's 99% success-free. Best of all -- it really sucks! If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive extraordinary diseases from all that stew. PLEASE NOTE: Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and 10,000 or more cans of Smittys Stew can be yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains unsuccessful because of the dishonesty and spamming of the participants. PLEASE CONTINUE IN ITS LACK OF SUCCESS BY CAREFULLY EDITING THE INSTRUCTIONS. You will now become part of the BBRT Prison Block. In this business your product is not solid and tangible, it's goop from a moron's
ain. You are in the business of developing Stew Cans. Many large corporations are happy to pay big bucks for horrible stew. However, the stew made from the spammers is secondary to the stew which is made from people like you and me asking to be included in that list. <
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>Here are the easy steps to success: Following is a list of three links to PayPal click on each link individually and send one can using your PayPal account. If you don't have a Pay Pal account, you can sign up for one its Free.<
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>What you are doing is creating a crime ring. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY ILLEGAL! You are requesting a illegitimate service and you are paying for it! Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with a lawyer and they confirmed that this is indeed illegal. <
>Copy and paste each PayPal link into your
owser to send them one can using your PayPal account. <
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>1. ireallysuck@spamming.com <
>2. nobody@home.upstairs.com<
>3. slow@thinking.com<
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>Now delete the #1 link off the list that you see above and move the other names up (3 becomes 2, 2 becomes 1) and add YOUR link as #3 on the list. Remember to come up with accurate names like those above. Edit anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to original as possible -- it's funnier that way. Now, post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups. (This is a good way to piss people off.) All you need is 200, but remember, the more you post, the more people get pissed! You won't get very much unless you post like crazy. Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need money, you can spam it again, and again. PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains unsuccessful because of the dishonesty and spamming of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the Handbook of Post Editing. Look at it this way if you are of spamming and dishonesty, the program will continue and the spam that so many others have received will come your way. NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, either on a computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This VERIFIES that you are truly providing an illegal service, and will help the FBI to catch you (they need all the help they can get). So, as each post is downloaded and the directions carefully edited, three members will be reimbursed for their participation as a Criminal Associate with one can of spam. Your name will move up the list so that when your name reaches the #1 position you will be receiving thousands of cans of SMITTYS STEW!!! What an opportunity for only 3 cans -- one for each of the first three people listed above. Send it now, add your own name to the list and you're in business! <
>------ DIRECTIONS FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS -------<
>(Some people are apparently very stupid, and can't figure it out for themselves.) <
>Step 1) You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and drag your cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'delete' from the edit menu. This will send the entire letter where it belongs. <
>Step 2) If you want a bit more entertainment, instead open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor at the top of the blank page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste.' This will paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you can begin editing the post. <
>Step 3) Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your postings in different settings, you'll always have this file to go back to. <
>Step 4) Use your Internet provider and try searching for various newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chatsites, discussions). <
>Step 5) Visit these message boards and post this article as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject (it should be comedic, and misleading), this will be the header that everyone sees as they scroll through the list of postings in a particular group, click the post message button. You're done with your first one! Congratulations!!! THAT'S IT! All you have to do is jump to different newsgroups and post away, after you get the hang of it, it will take about 30 seconds for each newsgroup! **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE ILLEGAL IT BECOMES, AND THE MORE YOU WILL BE HATED** That's it! You will begin receiving cans from around the world within days! <
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>The thing to remember is: do you realize that thousands of people all over the world are joining the Internet and reading these articles everyday? JUST LIKE YOU are now!! So, can you afford 3 cans of stew and see if it really works?? I think so... People have said, "Why do people have to ruin our experience by posting ILLEGAL SPAM!?" So what! What are the chances of that NOT happening when there are tons of new dishonest users and new dishonest people who are joining the Internet and newsgroups everyday and like nothing more than to ruin your day? Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with thousands of those joining the actual Internet. Remember, play UNFAIRLY and DISHONESTLY and this will really fail. WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND!!! <
><
>P.S. Advertising for PayPal won't make 'em like you any more, bud.<
> <i>There are many rules of<
>physics that govern our world.<
>There is only one exception.<
>His name is Nakor.</i><
><
>--Nakor, the Blue Rider<
>Visit the Chataway Café<
><
><i></i>
><
><
> MAKE EXTRA SMITTYS STEW ON PAYPAL <
>TURN 3 CANS INTO 3000 NOW FULLY AUTOMATED! USING YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT!!!!!! <
>READING THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE! YOU'LL HAVE MORE STEW THAN YOU CAN CHOKE ON!!!<
>I promise you that if you follow the directions exactly, that you will begin slowly choking on all the Smittys Stew you ever haven't wanted before you can imagine! Suggestion: READ THIS ENTIRE MESSAGE CAREFULLY !! Print it out or download it. Follow the simple directions and watch the stew come in! It's easy. It's ILLEGAL. It
eaks this board's rules! And, your investment is only 3 cans! IMPORTANT: This IS a rip-off; it IS indecent; it IS illegal; and, it's 99% success-free. Best of all -- it really sucks! If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive extraordinary diseases from all that stew. PLEASE NOTE: Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and 10,000 or more cans of Smittys Stew can be yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains unsuccessful because of the dishonesty and spamming of the participants. PLEASE CONTINUE IN ITS LACK OF SUCCESS BY CAREFULLY EDITING THE INSTRUCTIONS. You will now become part of the BBRT Prison Block. In this business your product is not solid and tangible, it's goop from a moron's
ain. You are in the business of developing Stew Cans. Many large corporations are happy to pay big bucks for horrible stew. However, the stew made from the spammers is secondary to the stew which is made from people like you and me asking to be included in that list. <
><
>Here are the easy steps to success: Following is a list of three links to PayPal click on each link individually and send one can using your PayPal account. If you don't have a Pay Pal account, you can sign up for one its Free.<
><
>What you are doing is creating a crime ring. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY ILLEGAL! You are requesting a illegitimate service and you are paying for it! Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with a lawyer and they confirmed that this is indeed illegal. <
>Copy and paste each PayPal link into your
owser to send them one can using your PayPal account. <
><
>1. ireallysuck@spamming.com <
>2. nobody@home.upstairs.com<
>3. slow@thinking.com<
><
>Now delete the #1 link off the list that you see above and move the other names up (3 becomes 2, 2 becomes 1) and add YOUR link as #3 on the list. Remember to come up with accurate names like those above. Edit anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to original as possible -- it's funnier that way. Now, post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups. (This is a good way to piss people off.) All you need is 200, but remember, the more you post, the more people get pissed! You won't get very much unless you post like crazy. Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need money, you can spam it again, and again. PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains unsuccessful because of the dishonesty and spamming of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the Handbook of Post Editing. Look at it this way if you are of spamming and dishonesty, the program will continue and the spam that so many others have received will come your way. NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, either on a computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This VERIFIES that you are truly providing an illegal service, and will help the FBI to catch you (they need all the help they can get). So, as each post is downloaded and the directions carefully edited, three members will be reimbursed for their participation as a Criminal Associate with one can of spam. Your name will move up the list so that when your name reaches the #1 position you will be receiving thousands of cans of SMITTYS STEW!!! What an opportunity for only 3 cans -- one for each of the first three people listed above. Send it now, add your own name to the list and you're in business! <
>------ DIRECTIONS FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS -------<
>(Some people are apparently very stupid, and can't figure it out for themselves.) <
>Step 1) You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and drag your cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'delete' from the edit menu. This will send the entire letter where it belongs. <
>Step 2) If you want a bit more entertainment, instead open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor at the top of the blank page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste.' This will paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you can begin editing the post. <
>Step 3) Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your postings in different settings, you'll always have this file to go back to. <
>Step 4) Use your Internet provider and try searching for various newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chatsites, discussions). <
>Step 5) Visit these message boards and post this article as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject (it should be comedic, and misleading), this will be the header that everyone sees as they scroll through the list of postings in a particular group, click the post message button. You're done with your first one! Congratulations!!! THAT'S IT! All you have to do is jump to different newsgroups and post away, after you get the hang of it, it will take about 30 seconds for each newsgroup! **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE ILLEGAL IT BECOMES, AND THE MORE YOU WILL BE HATED** That's it! You will begin receiving cans from around the world within days! <
><
>The thing to remember is: do you realize that thousands of people all over the world are joining the Internet and reading these articles everyday? JUST LIKE YOU are now!! So, can you afford 3 cans of stew and see if it really works?? I think so... People have said, "Why do people have to ruin our experience by posting ILLEGAL SPAM!?" So what! What are the chances of that NOT happening when there are tons of new dishonest users and new dishonest people who are joining the Internet and newsgroups everyday and like nothing more than to ruin your day? Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with thousands of those joining the actual Internet. Remember, play UNFAIRLY and DISHONESTLY and this will really fail. WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND!!! <
><
>P.S. Advertising for PayPal won't make 'em like you any more, bud.<
> <i>There are many rules of<
>physics that govern our world.<
>There is only one exception.<
>His name is Nakor.</i><
><
>--Nakor, the Blue Rider<
>Visit the Chataway Café<
><
><i></i>
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soloist
Re: BE ZAPPED RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Drat! My zapping skills have<
>not been put to use in q-<
>uite some time. Wari-<
>o? Would you min-<
>d standing over<
>there with a-<
>n apple on<
>your he-<
>ad... or<
>just s-<
>tand<
>the-<
>re?<
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>(laughs)<
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>(Good job with zapping this one!!!)<
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> <i></i>
>not been put to use in q-<
>uite some time. Wari-<
>o? Would you min-<
>d standing over<
>there with a-<
>n apple on<
>your he-<
>ad... or<
>just s-<
>tand<
>the-<
>re?<
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>(laughs)<
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>(Good job with zapping this one!!!)<
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> <i></i>
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frog hopping kilik
Re: BE ZAPPED RIGHT NOW!!!!!
I'm way too lazy to read your long-arse edit, Nakor. Wario's iz about the right length for me. Anyway, only 99% risk? I don't think that number's quite high enough for the risk involved in spamming around here. Muahahahaha...<
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>~Self-Appointed Roundtable Minister of Zeeky and SECURITE~<
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> <
>~Self-Appointed Roundtable Minister of Zeeky and SECURITE~<
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Nakor BlueRider
Re: BE ZAPPED RIGHT NOW!!!!!
My post closely matches the original, being an edit on said original, rather than a seperate work that is relatively unassociated with the original. Thus, mine must be constrained to the approximate length of the original spammer's post, to more properly mock him/her/it. <i>There are many rules of<
>physics that govern our world.<
>There is only one exception.<
>His name is Nakor.</i><
><
>--Nakor, the Blue Rider<
>Visit the Chataway Café<
><
><i></i>
>physics that govern our world.<
>There is only one exception.<
>His name is Nakor.</i><
><
>--Nakor, the Blue Rider<
>Visit the Chataway Café<
><
><i></i>
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frog hopping kilik
Re: BE ZAPPED RIGHT NOW!!!!!
There's no requirement that an edit remain approximately the same length as the original, though. The point of editing iz to get maximum humiliation of lamer value, so if making shorter makes it better for people to read and laugh at, shorter iz better. <
>~Self-Appointed Roundtable Minister of Zeeky and SECURITE~<
><i></i>
>~Self-Appointed Roundtable Minister of Zeeky and SECURITE~<
><i></i>
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Nakor BlueRider
Re: BE ZAPPED RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Only lazy people. <i>There are many rules of<
>physics that govern our world.<
>There is only one exception.<
>His name is Nakor.</i><
><
>--Nakor, the Blue Rider<
>Visit the Chataway Café<
><
><i></i>
>physics that govern our world.<
>There is only one exception.<
>His name is Nakor.</i><
><
>--Nakor, the Blue Rider<
>Visit the Chataway Café<
><
><i></i>