Make a wish and I shall grant it for you.

Post by **NOA Imawario** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:56 pm

Hmmmm it seems the way the wishes are granted are the most insane ways that Nakor can imagine.

I wonder if he is trying to make potential good things go bad here.

Post by **Nakor** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:15 am

Well, I wasn't going to do them all bad. I've just done that for the most part so far. (I did get Nine his wish. And Molly's was kinda good.) It depends on my mood at the time, and how the wish is worded, and what I think of it. And maybe even a coin flip sometimes.

C'mon folks, keep them coming!

Corvette Girl · Post by **Corvette Girl** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:19 am

I wish for Wario to marry Lady H! Could you grant that wish, almighty wizard?

Diofan · Post by **Diofan** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:39 am

Nakor wrote:Granted.

You are now a metal statue of an amazing drummer. You've been placed in the middle of a NASCAR racing circuit, with all the fans, fast cars and rich drivers (and their money) there.

*Breaks out in song*

When a man's an empty kettle
He should be on his mettle
And yet I'm torn apart
Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be kind-a human
If I only had a heart.

I'd be tender, I'd be gentle
And awful sentimental
Regarding love and art
I'd be friends with the sparrows
And the boy who shoots the arrows,
If I only had a heart.

Picture me ... a balcony ...
Above a voice sings low--

Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

I hear a beat.
How sweet!
Just to register emotion.
"Jealousy," "devotion"
And really feel the part
I could stay young and chipper
And I'd lock it with a zipper
If I only had a heart.

Post by **Nakor** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:12 am

Corvette Girl wrote:I wish for Wario to marry Lady H! Could you grant that wish, almighty wizard?

Yeesh, but I can't be having it contradict Frog's wish too much either. Hmm. I know.

Granted.

Roundtable laws have been altered to allow for Polygamy. Lady H is now prepared to start a harem. She is also legally bindingly married to Wario. Under the new laws, she can still chase after Frog to make him a husband too.

Now, I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm going to make myself rather hard to find for a while. >_>

@ Diofan!

Corvette Girl · Post by **Corvette Girl** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:16 am

Nakor wrote: Now, I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm going to make myself rather hard to find for a while. >_>

Is the wizard fearing Wario's wrath?

Diofan!

Post by **Nakor** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:18 am

Nah, all Wario's ever managed is to turn me into rokaN. I'm more worried about Lady H making a harem, and Akane's rage at the polygamy bit.

Post by **Frong** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:48 pm

Well, at least I still get the option to run away. I can always distract Lady H by chucking giant statues of Brad Pitt or somebody at her. That oughta buy me some time.

Anyway, sucks to be Wario.

*runz*

Post by **bookworm** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:04 am

lol Well my wish came true today, had my piece of cheesecake with whipped cream, now hopefully (as to the rest of the wish being granted (about being the next day...) well...I'll have to let you know tomorrow

Post by **Nakor** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:44 am

I guess you didn't know about Akane's cooking, um, talents if you've already eaten that.

But um . . .

How did you manage to eat it all? And still be conscious? You must have a titanium stomach!

Post by **Frong** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:01 pm

She never said she ate Akane's cake. I think she had the good sense to go out to a restaurant and get the edible variety.

I'm pretty sure Akane's cooking violates clean air and biohazard laws in several states anyway, so it's difficult to mistake it for food and actually eat it.

*runz*

Post by **bookworm** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:08 pm

Frong wrote:She never said she ate Akane's cake. I think she had the good sense to go out to a restaurant and get the edible variety. I'm pretty sure Akane's cooking violates clean air and biohazard laws in several states anyway, so it's difficult to mistake it for food and actually eat it.

*runz*

Tis true, I did have a cheesecake from a Starbuck's counter inside the lobby of the VA hospital, although today,I did indeed feel extremely lethargic, so I dunno...perhaps this Akane made this cake and disguised with creamy goodness.

ILOveTim · Post by **ILOveTim** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:38 pm

bookworm wrote: Tis true, I did have a cheesecake from a Starbuck's counter inside the lobby of the VA hospital, although today,I did indeed feel extremely lethargic, so I dunno...perhaps this Akane made this cake and disguised with creamy goodness.

Now sista p. you know where to come if you want some cheeseake

Post by **bookworm** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:44 pm

ILOveTim wrote:
bookworm wrote: Tis true, I did have a cheesecake from a Starbuck's counter inside the lobby of the VA hospital, although today,I did indeed feel extremely lethargic, so I dunno...perhaps this Akane made this cake and disguised with creamy goodness.
Now sista p. you know where to come if you want some cheeseake

lol I wished I lived closer to you, I'd hire you as my personal chef. You are an amazing cook and do wonders with everyday items that look like they shouldn't go together. You should have your own cooking show.

ILOveTim · Post by **ILOveTim** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:14 pm

bookworm wrote:
ILOveTim wrote:
bookworm wrote: Tis true, I did have a cheesecake from a Starbuck's counter inside the lobby of the VA hospital, although today,I did indeed feel extremely lethargic, so I dunno...perhaps this Akane made this cake and disguised with creamy goodness.
Now sista p. you know where to come if you want some cheeseake
lol I wished I lived closer to you, I'd hire you as my personal chef. You are an amazing cook and do wonders with everyday items that look like they shouldn't go together. You should have your own cooking show.

AWWW, your too sweet. I wished you lived closer too. Maybe next year when things settle down we can try to figure out how to see each other. I make this really cool chocolate crust cheesecake with a little lime in the filling. it is really yummy. I do so love cooking but with only two of us i rarely bake anymore. usually just around the holidays now. My cooking show would be funny. It would be no talking except for the music blaring in the backround,lol. I cant cook without music,lol, and if I start talking while I am cooking i burn things.