You know you are from (your state) if:

[Diofan]

You know you are from (your state/Province/Country) if:

You know you are from Washington State if:
1: You know the state flower (Mildew)
2: You feel guilty when you don't recycle.
3: You use the phrase "sun break" and know what it means.
4: You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
5: You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.
6: You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
7: You've stood on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" Signal.
8: You think that if it has no snow or has not erupted, it is not a real
mountain.
9: You can taste the difference between Starbuck's, Seattle's Best, Veneto's,
Peet's, and Tully's.
10: You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon.
11: You consider swimming an indoor sport.
12: You are well versed in the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food.
13: In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark -- while only
working eight-hour days.
14: You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.
15: You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain," and
"Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers."
16: You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.
17: You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see through the
cloud cover.
18: You notice "the mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you can
actually see it.
19: You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still wear your
hiking boots and parka.
20: You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on.
21: You've actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
22: You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
23: You knew immediately that the view out of Frasier's window was fake.
24: You can Pronounce "puyallup"
25: You actually get these jokes

[Colonel Zoidberg]

Hmmm...did you write these yourself? Lemme try my hand.

You might be from Ohio if...

1. You remember the song "Hang On Sloopy" and don't think it's at all odd to have an official state rock song.
2. You still find "round on the ends and high in the middle" at least mildly amusing.
3. You have ever considered Art Modell the spawn of Satan.
4. Using heat and A/C in the same day is not weird.
5. You claim to know all the lyrics to the "Hey!" song.
6. You can only measure distances in hours and minutes.
7. You can drive with no problem in the snow, but if it rains, forget it.
8. You write to the newspaper to criticize the head football coach - after a blowout WIN.
9. You don't like to complain about the weather; instead, you just wait a couple of hours.
10. You know how to pronounce Lima, Bellefontaine, Russia, and Versailles.
11. You think Wendy's is a local burger chain.
12. You look forward to thunderstorms.
13. You're not sure why the guy who tore up Carson Palmer's knee is still a free man...well, you might be from Cincy, then.
14. You have ever walked into a sports bar and shouted "O-H!"...
15. ...or ever responded with "I-O!" loudly enough to drown out everyone else.
16. You know what TBDBITL means. Bonus if you know who the 110 are. Double bonus if you know what Diamond Ohio is; everyone knows what Script Ohio is.
17. When someone refers to "Miami," you can't be sure they're referring to Florida.
18. You're pretty sure there are pro football teams called the Bungles and Clowns.
19. You know at least on Gray family to have named a daughter "Scarlett Anne."
20. You went through this entire list and said, "Yeah, that's me...what's the joke?"

[Diabolique]

You Might Be From Wisconsin If . . .

You define summer as three months of bad sledding.
Snow tires are standard on all your cars.
At least 50% of your relatives work on a dairy farm.
You have gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week.
You can identify a Michigan accent.
You know what "cow-tipping" is.
You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike.
If "down south" to you means Chicago.
If traveling coast-to-coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee.
The "Big Three" means Miller, Old Milwaukee and Pabst.
A brat is something you eat.
You know that Eau Claire is not something you eat.
You got a passport to go to Minnesota.
You used to think Deer Season was an official school holiday.
You know that Gotham is a real city.
You can actually pronounce and spell Oconomowoc.
The snow on your roof in August weighs more than you do.
Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce.
A Friday night date is taking your girlfriend shining for deer.
You go out for a fish fry every Friday.
You go to work in a snowsuit in the morning and return home wearing shorts.
You tell someone where you are from and they say, "I thought that was part of Canada."
You know how to polka.
Your formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans and a baseball cap.
Your children describe their summer vacation out-of-state as a "trip to Door County."
You go to Florida in August to get a tan.
You define "swimming season" as Labor Day weekend.
Your 4th of July family picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
You have more fishing poles than teeth.
You think the four basic food groups are Brats, Beer, Cheese and Chew.
You were baptized with Blatz beer.
You know where to look for a bubbler.

[Diofan]

Hmmm...did you write these yourself?

About 50% my own writing, 50% from another local joke site. More will be added to my original post as I think them up.

(possibly offensive to Californians)

There was a Texan, a Californian, and a Washingtonian camping in
the woods.

By the campfire after dark the Texan opened up a bottle of Yukon
Jack, took a swig, thru the bottle in the air, pulled out a double
barrel shot gun, and blew the bottle to pieces.

The Washingtonian looked at him and said, "Why didn't you finish
it?"

The Texan replied, "It's okay, we've got plenty of Yukon Jack where
I come from."

The Californian then pulled out a bottle of Cabernet, took a sip,
then thru the rest in the air, pulled out a 38 special, and shot
the bottle.

He then looked around and said, "That's okay, we've got plenty more
in California."

The Washingtonian then pulled out a bottle of Micro-Brewery Ale,
drank it all down, tossed the empty bottle in air, pulled out a
pistol, shot the Californian, and caught the bottle.

He then looked over at the Texan and said, "It's okay, we've got
plenty of Californians in Washington, but I have to recycle the
bottle."

[Diofan]

You know you are from California If:
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
9. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
10. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
11. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
12. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
13. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
14. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
15. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
16. The Terminator is your governor.
17. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
18. You measure distance in the time it takes to get there (ie. Bakersfield is 5 hours away from Sacramento)

[BlueMolly2006]

I would do this, but I'm not very creative.