Silly things you've done while still sleepy?
Ok....I usually get really embarrassed when my hubby tells this story to people, but I figure if every one else knows, you all may as well too.. be prepared to laugh your asees off..LOL... here goes..
Christmas Eve about 2 years ago, I had worked..and shopped....and cooked....and wrapped gifts... and was DEAD ON MY FEET tired... we were at mom and dads. Well, dad had let the dogs out and wanted ME (as dead tired as I was)to let them back in... well, they are the type where you've got to speak a little firm to them to get them back in, so Dad says to me.. Tanya... talk rough(not RUFF)to them to make them come in... well me AGAIN being dead on my feet tired... opened the door and I kid you not ..BARKED AT THEM.. and when I realized what I had done, wanted to go hide under a rock... I was that embarrssed..and this was in front of the WHOLE family, mind you... so I said SCREW IT, I am going to bed... and I did. Hubby won't EVER let me live that one down, I tell ya!
Christmas Eve about 2 years ago, I had worked..and shopped....and cooked....and wrapped gifts... and was DEAD ON MY FEET tired... we were at mom and dads. Well, dad had let the dogs out and wanted ME (as dead tired as I was)to let them back in... well, they are the type where you've got to speak a little firm to them to get them back in, so Dad says to me.. Tanya... talk rough(not RUFF)to them to make them come in... well me AGAIN being dead on my feet tired... opened the door and I kid you not ..BARKED AT THEM.. and when I realized what I had done, wanted to go hide under a rock... I was that embarrssed..and this was in front of the WHOLE family, mind you... so I said SCREW IT, I am going to bed... and I did. Hubby won't EVER let me live that one down, I tell ya!
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LadyM wrote:Ok....I usually get really embarrassed when my hubby tells this story to people, but I figure if every one else knows, you all may as well too.. be prepared to laugh your asees off..LOL... here goes..
Christmas Eve about 2 years ago, I had worked..and shopped....and cooked....and wrapped gifts... and was DEAD ON MY FEET tired... we were at mom and dads. Well, dad had let the dogs out and wanted ME (as dead tired as I was)to let them back in... well, they are the type where you've got to speak a little firm to them to get them back in, so Dad says to me.. Tanya... talk rough(not RUFF)to them to make them come in... well me AGAIN being dead on my feet tired... opened the door and I kid you not ..BARKED AT THEM.. and when I realized what I had done, wanted to go hide under a rock... I was that embarrssed..and this was in front of the WHOLE family, mind you... so I said SCREW IT, I am going to bed... and I did. Hubby won't EVER let me live that one down, I tell ya!
You gotta find one event that made HIM feel embarrassed and use it to retaliate with!
Got like 8 hours to read my WHOLE list? No? OK, I'll condense it down to the few BIGGIES!
* Phone rings, Pick up the TV remote to answer (usually Eyes still closed and reaching over for the nearest thing that kinda feels like a phone)
* Put a hot Pot of coffee in the fridge (Then I come to my senses seconds later)
* Stub my foot on walls in the dark (Usually wide awake, jumping up and down on one foot, and cussing up a storm afterwards)
* When I first started working day shifts, I locked the keys in the truck a couple times, fortunately I keep a spare in my wallet.
that's about all I can think of
* Phone rings, Pick up the TV remote to answer (usually Eyes still closed and reaching over for the nearest thing that kinda feels like a phone)
* Put a hot Pot of coffee in the fridge (Then I come to my senses seconds later)
* Stub my foot on walls in the dark (Usually wide awake, jumping up and down on one foot, and cussing up a storm afterwards)
* When I first started working day shifts, I locked the keys in the truck a couple times, fortunately I keep a spare in my wallet.
that's about all I can think of
You know the big wheel keeps on spinnin around
And Im goin with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I dont want to get caught up in any of that
Funky $hit goin down in the city
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booberrylicious wrote:Rolled over in bed one morning the wrong way...and fell out
Sure that was an accident???
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You know the big wheel keeps on spinnin around
And Im goin with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I dont want to get caught up in any of that
Funky $hit goin down in the city
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