Ah jest got banned! Fry mah hide! ah's a loser! Fry mah hide

[fakitol4]

Fry mah hide! Make fum $20,000 t'$50,000 in as li'l as 4 -6 weeks wif only an initial investment of $6, by usin' a simple secure internet account called Paypal, thet takes only a few minutes t'join an' git started, cuss it all t' tarnation. Sign up fo' a FREE Premier Paypal account (o' yo' will not be able t'receive money! Fry mah hide!) by clickin' on th' link below: (o' put it into yer
owser) http://www.paypal, ah reckon.com/ PayPal is th' simpless method of sendin' an' receivin' payments online ennyone has evah see! Fry mah hide! Ennyone wif an email Address kin join, fo' FREE! Fry mah hide! An' it’s puffickly SECURE! Fry mah hide! ah doesn't even hafta cornvince yo' thet this hyar is not a scam, on account o' it makes LOGICAL SENSE how yo' kin arn money through paypal, ah reckon. I\'ve acshully taken th' 10 minutes it requires t'join this hyar wacky bunch of oppimists an' I\'m hopin' thet thar is others out thar thet will spare th' change t'try this. READ ON : ah foun' this hyar on a noosgroup an' decided t'try it. A li'l while back, ah was
owsin' through noos groups an' came acrost an article similar t'this thet said yo' c'd make thousan's of dollars wifin weeks wif only an initial investment of $6.00! Fry mah hide! So ah thunk, \"Yeah right, this hyar muss be a scam\", but like most of us, ah was curious, so ah kepp readin'. Ennyway, it said thet yo' send only $1.00 t'etch of th' 6 email addresses stated in this hyar article. Yo' then place yer name an' address at th' bottom of th' list at th' #6th posishun an' email it t'yer friends as fine as post this hyar message (witcher email address in th' list) t'at least 200 noosgroups.(Thar is thousan's) No ketch, thet was it. So af'er reckonin' it on over, an' talkin' t'a few varmints fust, ah thunk about tryin' it. ah figgerd \"whut haf ah gotta lose 'cept $6.00, right?\" So ah invested th' measly $6.00. Wal GUESS WHAT! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide! Wifin days, ah started gittin' money a-comin' into mah Pay Pal account! Fry mah hide! ah was shocked! Fry mah hide! ah figgerd it'd ind soon, but th' money jest kepp a-comin' in, as enny fool kin plainly see. In mah fust week, ah made about $25.00 which means thet 25 varmints joined th' group af'er they sar mah posted messages. By th' end of th' second week ah had made a total of on over $1000.00! Fry mah hide! In th' third week ah had on over $10,000.00 an' it\'s still growin'. This hyar is now mah fourth week an' ah have made a total of jest on over $42,000.00 an' it\'s still a-comin' in rapidly. It\'s sartinly wo'th $6.00, an' th' few minutes it took t'join Paypal, ah reckon. ah have spent mo'e than thet on th' lottery! Fry mah hide! Let me tell yo' how this hyar wawks an' most impo'tantly, whuffo' it wawks. Also, make sho'nuff yo' print a copy of this hyar article NOW, so yo' kin git th' info'mashun off of it, as yo' need it. ah promise yo' thet eff'n yo' foller th' direckshuns EXACTLY, thet yo' will start makin' mo'e money than yo' thunk postible by doin' sumpin so easy! Fry mah hide! SUGGESTION: Read this hyar entire message carefully! Fry mah hide! (Print it out o' download it.) Foller th' simple direckshuns an' watch th' money come in! Fry mah hide! It\'s thet easy. It\'s legal, ah reckon. An', yer investment is only $6.00. IMPORTANT: This hyar is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; an' it is virtually no risk-it pow'ful wawks! Eff'n all of th' follerin' instruckshuns is adhard to, yo' will receive extryo'dinary dividends. AGAIN, PLEASE NOTE: Foller these direckshuns EXACTLY, an' $20,000 o' mo'e kin be yourn in 4 t'6 weeks. This hyar program remains successful on account o' of th' honesty an' integrity of th' participants. Please corntinue its success by carefully adherin' t'th' instruckshuns. In this hyar business yer produck is not solid an' tangible,it\'s a service. Yer in th' business of developin' Mailin' Lists. Menny large co'po'ashuns is happy t'pay trimenjus bucks fo' quality lists. Howevah, th' money made fum th' mailin' lists is secondary t'th' income which is made fum varmints like yo' an' me axin' t'be included in thet list. Here is th' 4 easy steps t'success: STEP 1: Take a few minutes t'join Paypal: /www.paypal, ah reckon.com/ Th' Internet\'s most trested Internet bankin' system fo' yer future income. When creatin' yer Paypal account make sho'nuff yo' use th' same Email address as yer user name in th' list below so varmints kin send money t'yer account. STEP 2 Once yo' haf a Paypal account runnin', use Paypal t'post $1 t'EACH of th' 6 Email Addresses below on account o' yo' pay varmints wif an email address in Paypal, ah reckon. To does this yo' may need t'use a credit card, which is mighty easy, an' secure so nobody but Paypal may see it. Eff'n yo' don’t haf a credit card show this hyar great lucrative offer t'someone thet has one an' git them t'he'p yo' pay th' $6. Whut in tarnation yer doin' is creatin' a service. This hyar is absolutely legal! Fry mah hide! Yer requestin' a legitimate service an' yer payin' fo' it! Fry mah hide! Like most of us ah was a li'l skeppical an' a li'l wo'ried about th' legal aspecks of it all, ah reckon. But ah looked aroun' an' did some homewawk an' foun' it was puffickly legal, ah reckon. Here is th' 6 indivijool Email addresses thet yo' hafta send $1 t'through Paypal fo' this hyar to wawk proper an' fo' yo' t'receive money. (Eff'n yo' don\'t send th' money an' decide t'post th' message witcher name in it ennyway, Paypal will instantly pick this hyar up an' terminate yer account,eemeejutly,besides t'other penalties!! Fry mah hide! Eff'n yo' did this hyar yo' c'd git into serious trouble on account o' it is fraud, cuss it all t' tarnation. (So foller th' instruckshuns an' post th' $6 an' yo' will make lotsa money wif no hassles.) Now send $1 t'etch of these follerin' email - addresses through yer paypal account: an' pay $1 t'etch th' follerin' 6 email- addresses 1.) recruiters@representative.com 2.) tmlaakso@hotmail, ah reckon.com 3.) kathysisk39@msn, as enny fool kin plainly see.com 4.) ccampice@aol, ah reckon.com 5.) davechard@hotmail, ah reckon.com 6.) the_sprvzr@yahoo.com (As some chareeckers look like numbers ah suggess yo' copy etch email address an' paste into Paypal, ah reckon.) As aimed purpose of th' payment yo' hafta write : "PLEASE PLACE MY NAME ON YOUR NATIONWIDE MAILING LIST". Please cornsider t'indicut this aimed purpose on account o' this hyar makes th' PROGRAM LEGAL. STEP 3 Now take th' #1 Email Address off th' list thet yo' see above, move t'other Email Addresses up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc.) an' add Yer Email Address as number 6 on th' list. STEP 4 Change ennythin' yo' need to,but try t'keep this hyar article as close t'th' origeenal as postible. Now, post yer amended article t'at least 200 noosgroups (thar is thousan's of groups). An' email yer message t'as menny varmints yo' kin But remember, th' mo'e yo' post an' email th' mo'e money yo' make! This hyar is puffickly legal! Fry mah hide! Eff'n yo' haf enny doubts, refer t'#####le 18 Sec. 1302 & 1241 of th' Postal Lottery laws. Keep a copy of these steps fo' yo'seff an', whenevah yo' need money, yo' kin use it agin an' agin. PLEASE REMEMBER thet this hyar program remains successful on account o' of th' honesty an' integrity of th' participants an' by their carefully adherin' t'th' direckshuns. Yer simply payin' into a money makin' chain of participants an' eff'n th' chain is busted yer screwin' someone else outta their fair share. So, as etch varmint who joins th' fambly an' th' direckshuns is follered, six members will be reimbursed fo' their participashun as a List Developer wif one dollar etch. Yo' then insert yer Email Address into th' list an' it will move up geometrically. So thet when yer name retches th' #1 posishun yo' will haf potentially received thousan's of dollars into yer account! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide! Whut in tarnation an oppo'tunity fo' only a total of $6.00! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide! $1 fo' etch of th' fust six varmints listed above To begin wif, please send yo'\'re joinin' fee now an' then add yer own Email Address t'th' list an' yo'¹re in business! HOW TO POST TO NEWS GROUPS? Use Netscape o' Internet Splorer an' try searchin' fo' various noosgroups(on-line fo'ums, message boards, chat sites, discusshuns.) Log on enny search ingine like yahoo.com,google.com,altavista.com, excite.com, etc., then search wif th' subjeck ``millionaire message board\'\' o' ``money makin' message board\'\' o' ``employment message board\'\'o' ``money makin' discusshuns\'\' o' ``money makin' fo'um\'\' o' ``business message board\'\' etc. Yo' will find thousan's & thousan's of message boards. Click on them one by one an' yo' will find th' opshun \'post a noo message\'. Then Post this hyar article as a \'noo message\' by highlightin' th' text of this hyar letter an' seleckin' copy then paste fum th' edit menu. Fill in th' Subjeck, this hyar will be th' haider thet ev'ryone sees as they scroll through th' list of postin's in a particular group, click th' post message button, as enny fool kin plainly see. Yo'\'re done witcher fust one! It only takes about 60 seconds t'complete postin's on message boards af'er yo' ketch on, as enny fool kin plainly see. REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200! Fry mah hide! Thet is it Yo' will begin receivin' money in yer account fum aroun' th' wo'ld wifin days! JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT. Now th' WHY part outta 200 postin's: Say ah receive only 5 replies (a mighty low example). So then ah made $5.00 wif mah name at #6 on th' letter. Etch of th' 5 varmints who jest sent me $1.00 make th' MINIMUM 200 postin's, etch wif mah name at #5 an' only 5 varmints respond t'etch of th' origeenal 5, this hyar is an addishunal $25.00 fo' me. Now them 25 etch make 200 minimum posts wif mah name at #4 an' only 5 replies etch. This hyar
in's in an addishunal $125.00. Them 125 varmints turn aroun' an' post th' MINIMUM 200 wif mah name at #3 an' receive 5 replies etch, ah will make an addishunal $625.00. Them 625 varmints turn aroun' an' post th' MINIMUM 200 wif mah name at #2 an' receive 5 replies etch, ah will make an addishunal 3,125.00. Ok, now hyar is th' FUN part, etch of them 3,125 varmints post a MINIMUM of 200 letters wif mah name at #1 an' they receive 5 replies etch. Thet jest made me $15,625.00! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide! A - M - A - Z - ah - N - G - ! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide! When yer name is no longer on th' list, yo' jest take th' latess postin' in th' noosgroups, an' send out t'other $6.00 t'Email Addresses usin' Paypal on th' list, puttin' yer name at number 5 agin. An' start postin' agin. Th' thin' t'remember is thet thousan's of varmints all on over th' wo'ld is joinin' th' Internet an' readin' these articles ev'ryday. JUST LIKE YOU ARE NOW! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide! So, kin yo' affo'd $6.00 t'see eff'n it pow'ful wawks?? ah reckon so! Fry mah hide! Varmints haf said, \"whut eff'n th' plan is played out an' no one sends yo' th' money? So whut! Fry mah hide! Whut in tarnation is th' chances of thet happenin' when thar is tons of noo honess users an' noo honess varmints who is joinin' th' internet & noosgroups ev'ryday an' is willin' t'give it a try ?? Ennyway, it is only $6.00 fo' a chance at thousan's. Estimates is at 20,000 t'50,000 noo users, ev'ry day, wif thousan's of them joinin' th' acshul Internet. Th' MORE varmints on it th' mo'e th' money flows t'ev'ry one! Remember, play FAIRLY an' HONESTLY an' this hyar will pow'ful wawk. Thar\'s no use tryin t'cheat fo' only $6.00 *** Pls. use only opp-in resources fo' this hyar material it will wawk fo' yo' an' it wawks much faster wifout solicitin' o' spammin' an' higher responses*** ! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide! Good luck! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!<
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[bdunn420]

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[Ingrid]

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[Nakor BlueRider]

Pwnd. ^_^<
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[Haryuu no hanekata]

*sings* Another one's gone...another one's gone...Another one bites the dust-eh... . */sings* <i></i>

[Roemello]

His hide done been fried! -----------------<
>-Roemello<
>""Be careful in casting out your devil 'lest you cast out the best thing about you." - Friedrich Nietzsche<i></i>

[NOAImawario]

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[Diofan]

Ah would have gone and done sme so't of butt plug post myself. or use a jar jar binks wesaplacement.
overall Ah would say Ingrid did a good job on it

[Diabolique]

Ah would have gone and done sme so't of butt plug post myself. or use a jar jar binks wesaplacement.
overall Ah would say Ingrid did a good job on it

Hahaha thank ya!