Dogs' New Year Resolutions...(funny)

[Ingrid]

The Top 12 New Year's Resolutions Made by Dogs 12. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt. 11. Try to understand that the cat is from Venus, and I am from Mars. 10. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener. 9. Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in all major dog shows. 8. Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask- wearing freak does to us when no one is around. 7. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds. 6. Hamster, squirrels, chipmunks, etc.... peace to all 5. Always scoot before licking. 4. Break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much. 3. Get out of the castle more, maybe chase my tail counter- clockwise this year. 2. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31st: Re-live victory over the sock. 1. I will NOT chase the damned stick ..... unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND. <i>~Ingrid~</i><i></i>