What do dogs have that no other animal has ? <
> Puppy dogs ! <
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> What do you call an alcoholic dog ? <
> A whino ! <
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> What is a dog's favourite sport ? <
> Formula 1 drooling ! <
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> What is a dog's favourite food ? <
> Anything that is on your plate ! <
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> What dog wears contact lenses ? <
> A c*o*c*k-eyed spaniel ! <
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> What is a dogs favourite flower ? <
> Anything in your garden ! <
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> What's a dog favourite hobby ? <
> Collecting fleas ! <
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> How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? <
> Just one, the moulting season ! <
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> Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? <
> Because they mess up the whole house ! <
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> How do you stop a dog smelling ? <
> Put a peg on it's nose ! <
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> <i>~Ingrid~</i><i><i></i>