The Top 16 Signs Your Cat<
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>Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden.<
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>Unexplained calls to F. Lee Bailey’s 900 number on your bill. <
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>He actually *does* have your tongue. <
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>You find a stash of "Feline of Fortune" magazines behind the couch. <
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>Cyanide pawprints all over the house.<
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>You wake up to find a bird’s head in your bed.<
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>As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get a faint whiff of catnip. <
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>Droppings in litter box spell out "REDRUM." <
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>Catch him with a new mohawk looking in the mirror saying, "Mew looking at me? Mew looking at me?"<
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>Takes attentive notes every time "Itchy and Scratchy" are on. <
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>You find blueprints for a Rube Goldberg device that starts with a mouse chased into a hole and ends with flaming oil dumped on your bed.<
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>Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper.<
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>Instead of dead birds, leaves cartons of Marlboros on your doorstep. <
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>Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman’s noose.<
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>You find a piece of paper labeled "MY WIL" which says: "LEEV AWL 2 KAT." <
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>... and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat May Be Planning to Kill You ... <
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>1. Now sharpens claws on your car’s
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16 signs your cat may be trying to kill you...
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chris85
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Ingrid
Re: 16 signs your cat may be trying to kill you...
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