THINGS YOU CAN LEARN FROM YOUR CAT<
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>- Make the world your playground.<
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>- Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.<
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>- If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.<
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>- When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.<
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>- Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.<
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>- Nap often.<
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>- When in trouble, just purr and look cute. <
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>- Life is hard, and then you nap. <
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>- Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours. <
>- When in doubt, cop an attitude.<
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>- Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them.<
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>- Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there. <
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>- Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner. <
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>- Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".<
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>- When you have something important to say, try to say it in the dead of night when you're *sure* everyone's sleeping. There's no better way to get the attention you deserve <
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