Do you.. Haiku?

Post by **Frong** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:24 pm

His armor was made of cheez,
which he stole from the cheez gnomes.

Post by **Nakor** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:25 pm

The cheez gnomes were mad.
That's just natural of course;
He stole their best Brie!

Post by **Frong** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:27 pm

No one knows why he used Brie.
Squishy armor is squishy.

Post by **Nakor** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:40 pm

Perhaps he thought thus:
The ladies will love this smell,
Now I'll score for sure!

Post by **Frong** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:51 pm

So off the Brie-clad knight went,
to score some cheezy lovin'.

Post by **Nakor** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:27 pm

Little did he know,
The gnomes set up a trap for him:
Gouda Lady H!

Post by **Frong** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:01 am

Having not made a cheez sword,
he wheeled around to retreat.

</bad pun>

Post by **Nakor** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:55 pm

But he was too slow.
Lady H had gouda breath
That knocked him out cold!

Ninexpert · Post by **Ninexpert** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:52 pm

He's unconscious, what now? Huh?
I think he's awake!Watch out!

Post by **Frong** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:34 pm

Lady H's breath
has the same effect as shrooms.
The knight had gone nuts!

Post by **Nakor** » Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:13 am

To the dungeon he wandered,
To dangers he knew not of.

Ninexpert · Post by **Ninexpert** » Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:54 am

He searched high and low
For something to help him win
The upcoming fight

Post by **Frong** » Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:41 am

When music suddenly played;
it was random battle time!

Post by **Nakor** » Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:11 pm

Red dragon appears!
Oh crap, this is a level
seventy dungeon!

Post by **Frong** » Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:42 pm

Technically, things could be worse...
he could have disturbed a grue.

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