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Re: Do you.. Haiku?
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:24 pm
by Frong
His armor was made of cheez,
which he stole from the cheez gnomes.
Re: Do you.. Haiku?
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:25 pm
by Nakor
The cheez gnomes were mad.
That's just natural of course;
He stole their best Brie!
Re: Do you.. Haiku?
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:27 pm
by Frong
No one knows why he used Brie.
Squishy armor is squishy.
Re: Do you.. Haiku?
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:40 pm
by Nakor
Perhaps he thought thus:
The ladies will love this smell,
Now I'll score for sure!
Re: Do you.. Haiku?
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:51 pm
by Frong
So off the Brie-clad knight went,
to score some cheezy lovin'.
Re: Do you.. Haiku?
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:27 pm
by Nakor
Little did he know,
The gnomes set up a trap for him:
Gouda Lady H!
Re: Do you.. Haiku?
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:01 am
by Frong
Having not made a cheez sword,
he wheeled around to retreat.
</bad pun>
Re: Do you.. Haiku?
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:55 pm
by Nakor
But he was too slow.
Lady H had gouda breath
That knocked him out cold!
Re: Do you.. Haiku?
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:52 pm
by Ninexpert
He's unconscious, what now? Huh?
I think he's awake!Watch out!
Re: Do you.. Haiku?
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:34 pm
by Frong
Lady H's breath
has the same effect as shrooms.
The knight had gone nuts!
Re: Do you.. Haiku?
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:13 am
by Nakor
To the dungeon he wandered,
To dangers he knew not of.
Re: Do you.. Haiku?
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:54 am
by Ninexpert
He searched high and low
For something to help him win
The upcoming fight
Re: Do you.. Haiku?
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:41 am
by Frong
When music suddenly played;
it was random battle time!
Re: Do you.. Haiku?
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:11 pm
by Nakor
Red dragon appears!
Oh crap, this is a level
seventy dungeon!
Re: Do you.. Haiku?
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:42 pm
by Frong
Technically, things could be worse...
he could have disturbed a grue.