Tombstone Generator!! :: Make your Own ::

[Diabolique]

Wha? You buried da rake too?

Last I heard you were wearing it...

[BlueMolly2006]

Wha? You buried da rake too?

Last I heard you were wearing it...

Oh I took it out, but it was very painful.

I think this about sums it all up:

I didn't even steal it, assmunch, I bought it. Go ask ali.

[Diofan]

I think this about sums it all up:

I didn't even steal it, assmunch, I bought it. Go ask ali.

Well...SOMEONE HAD to sneak into the royal quarters to get the royal Piggy Bank

[BlueMolly2006]

Noone did, brian. At the store I was there were a half doze Royal Piggy Banks.

[Roemello]

[Pelord]

[Diabolique]

Hey...in a way it's true...since Yuki has pretty much taken over...

[BlueMolly2006]

oh thanks Roem.

[Captain Zap]

Molly has gas?!?




I'll have to come up with a creative tombstone of my own. More later. Stay tuned!

[KenseidenXL]

Here lies,
All cold and hard,
The last damn dog,
That pooped in my yard!

Liberty, Humanity, Justice, Equality
Susan Brownell Anthony
(Mount Hope Cemetery; Rochester, New York)

The mortal remains of Ethan Allen,
fighter, writer, statesman, and philosopher,
lie in this cemetery beneath the marble statue.
His spirit is in Vermont now.
Ethan Allen
(Greenmount Cemetery; Burlington, Vermont)

Wife-Mother-Actress-Author
The world will remember.
Eve Arden
(Westwood Memorial Park; Westwood, California)

He thinketh no evil
Henry Ward Beecher
(Green-Wood Cemetery; Brooklyn, New York).

"That's All Folks!"
The Man of a Thousand Voices
Mel Blanc
(Hollywood Memorial Park; Hollywood, California)

Truth and History.
21 Men.
The Boy Bandit King --
He Died As He Lived.
William H. Bonney "Billy the Kid"
(Fort Sumner Cemetery; Fort Sumner New Mexico).

Sleep with a smile.
Sammy Cahn
(Westwood Memorial Park; Westwood, California)

My Jesus Mercy
Alphonse Capone
(Mt. Carmel Cemetery; Chicago, Illinois)

A star on earth - a star in heaven
Karen Carpenter
(Forest Lawn; Cyprus, California)

Sleep after toyle, port after stormie seas,
Ease after warre, death after life, does greatly please.
Joseph Conrad
(St. Thomas Church; Canterbury, England)

His star will forever shine.
Bert Convy
(Forest Lawn; Hollywood Hills, California)

She did it the hard way.
Bette Davis
(Forest Lawn; Hollywood Hills, California)

At Rest
An American Soldier
And Defender of the Constitution
Jefferson Davis
(Hollywood Cemetery; Richmond, Virginia)

"The Entertainer"
He did it all
Sammy Davis, Jr.
(Forest Lawn; Glendale, California)

A Gentle Man and a Gentleman
Jack Dempsey
(Southampton Cemetery; Southampton, New York)

Called Back
Emily Dickinson
(West Cemetery; Amherst, Massachusetts)
{self written}

...that nothing's so sacred as honor and nothing's so loyal as love
Wyatt Earp
(Hills of Eternity; Colma, California)

The passive master lent his hand,
To the vast Soul which o'er him planned.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(Sleepy Hollow Cemetery; Concord, Massachusetts)

Good Night Sweet Prince
and a flight of angels sing to thy rest.
Douglas Fairbanks, Sr.
(Hollywood Memorial Park; Hollywood, California)

He made us laugh,
he took my pain away.
I love you, Lauretta.
Marty Feldman.
(Forest Lawn; Hollywood Hills, California)

Equity-Integrity
Marshall Field
(Graceland Cemetery; Chicago, Illinois)

1880 - 1946
W.C. Fields
(Forest Lawn; Glendale, California)

Distinguished actor,
loving husband and father.
Always in our hearts.
Peter Finch
(Hollywood Memorial Park; Hollywood, California)

He Leadeth Me
Victor Fleming
(Hollywood Hills)

The Body of
B. Franklin, Printer
Like the Cover of an old Book
Its Contents turn out
And Stript of its Lettering & Guilding
Lies here. Food for Worms
For, it will as he believed
appear once more
In a new and more elegant Edition
corrected and improved
By the Author
Benjamin Franklin
(Christ Church Burial Grounds; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

I had A Lover's Quarrel With The World
Robert Lee Frost
(Old Bennington Cemetery, Bennington, Vermont)

Our Darling Eva
We Love You
Eva Gabor
(Westwood Memorial Park; Los Angeles, California)

In testimony of their Respect
For
The Patriot of incorruptible Integrity,
The Soldier of approved Valour
The Statesman of consummate Wisdom;
Whose Talents and Virtues will be admired
By
Grateful Posterity
Long after this Marble shall have mouldered into Dust
Alexander Hamilton
(Trinity Churchyard; New York, New York)

A genius of comedy
His talent brought joy and
Laughter to all the world.
Oliver Hardy
(Pierce Brothers Valhalla Memorial Park; California)

To
Yesterday's Companionship
and Tomorrow's Reunion
Rita Hayworth
(Holy Cross Cemetery; Culver City, California)

Even amidst fierce flames the golden lotus can be planted.
Sylvia Plath Hughes
(Heptonstall Churchyard;Heponstall; Yorkshire, United Kingdom)

Novelist-Citizen
of Two Countries
Interpreter of his
Generation on both
Sides of the Sea.
New York April 15, 1843
London February 28, 1916
Henry James
(City of Cambridge Cemetery; Cambridge, Massachusetts)

Here was buried Thomas Jefferson,
author of the Declaration of American Independence,
of the statute of Virginia for religious freedom,
and father of the University of Virginia.
Thomas Jefferson
(Monticello, Virginia)
{self-written}

American Composer
Scott Joplin
(St. Michael's Cemetery; East Elmhurst, New York)

VOCATUS ATQUE
NON VOCATUS
DEUS ADERIT
Carl Jung
(Flutern Cemetery; Fluntern (Zurich), Switzerland)
{Invoked or not invoked, the god is present.}

This Grave
contains all that was Mortal
of a
Young English Poet
Who
on his Death Bed
in the Bitterness of his Heart
at the Malicious Power of his Enemies
Desired
these words to be engraved on his Tomb Stone
"Here lies One Whose Name was writ in Water."
John Keats
(Protestant Cemetery; Rome, Italy)

Nothing in Moderation
We all loved him
Ernie Kovacs
Forest Lawn (Hollywood Hills); Los Angeles, California

With God in the Joy of
Beauty and Youth
Barbara LaMarr
(Hollywood Memorial Park; Hollywood, California)

Beloved Son of California
who in 1913
headed the company that produced
the first feature length motion picture made in Hollywood.
His greatness never lacked simplicity.
Carry the song along the passage
you, the soul of all there is
in glory forevermore.
Jesse L. Lasky
(Hollywood Memorial Park; Hollywood, California)

[BlueMolly2006]

Molly has gas?!?




I'll have to come up with a creative tombstone of my own. More later. Stay tuned!

I don't have gas, Brian is the one who has gas.

[Roemello]

A few more... not likely real, but funny anyway

Here lies my wife,
I bid her good-bye.
She rests in peace
And now so do I.

Here lies dearly departed Bill
He always lied and he always will
He lied once too often and now he lies still

Mary, Mary, quite contrary
How does your garden grow?
Quite well I bet
Since it's well fed
By your body down below

Here lies an atheist
All dressed up
With no place to go

[Diofan]

Here lies Lester Moore,
Four slugs from a forty-four.
No Les,
No Moore. --Boothill Cemetery, Tombstone Ariz.

Here lies Walter Dudley
He found out too late,
Dobermans aren't cuddly.

Here lies Henry Blake
He stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.

Here lies Melba June Doak
Drowned when the outhouse planking broke

Here lies a miser who lived for himself,
Who cared for nothing but gathering wealth.
Now where he is and how he fares;
Nobody knows and nobody cares

Here lies thieving Kid McGraw
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw

Here lies Pa.
Pa liked women
Ma caught Pa in with two swimmin'
Here lies Pa

Here lies all the remains of Charlotte
Born a virgin, but died a harlot
For sixteen years she kept her virginity
A marvelous thing for this vicinity

Reggie's rather scatterbrained -
He dove in when the pool was drained

[RaptorMoonX]

[Diabolique]