TOP 10 REASONS DOGS DON'T USE COMPUTERS...
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2000 5:58 pm
10) Can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000.<
> 09) Fetch command not available on all platforms.<
> 0 Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail".<
> 07) Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.<
> 06) Keep
uising noses trying to catch the MPEG frisbee.<
> 05) Still trying to come up with emoticon signifying tail-wagging.<
> 04) 3 words: Carpal Paw Syndrome<
> 03) 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS!!! Now, cats, on the other hand.....<
> 02) Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.<
> 01) Tg9OpO{i DfsaAwRdNk HjAR%eD T^rO( T6yYu&P-[E#W@I*TyfHjuP[AsWz3S!!<
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> Translation: 01) TOO DARN HARD TO TYPE WITH PAWS!!<
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> <i>~Ingrid~</i><i><i></i>
> 09) Fetch command not available on all platforms.<
> 0 Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail".<
> 07) Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.<
> 06) Keep
uising noses trying to catch the MPEG frisbee.<
> 05) Still trying to come up with emoticon signifying tail-wagging.<
> 04) 3 words: Carpal Paw Syndrome<
> 03) 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS!!! Now, cats, on the other hand.....<
> 02) Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.<
> 01) Tg9OpO{i DfsaAwRdNk HjAR%eD T^rO( T6yYu&P-[E#W@I*TyfHjuP[AsWz3S!!<
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> Translation: 01) TOO DARN HARD TO TYPE WITH PAWS!!<
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> <i>~Ingrid~</i><i><i></i>