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TOP 10 REASONS DOGS DON'T USE COMPUTERS...

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2000 5:58 pm
by Ingrid
10) Can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000.<
> 09) Fetch command not available on all platforms.<
> 0 Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail".<
> 07) Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.<
> 06) Keep
uising noses trying to catch the MPEG frisbee.<
> 05) Still trying to come up with emoticon signifying tail-wagging.<
> 04) 3 words: Carpal Paw Syndrome<
> 03) 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS!!! Now, cats, on the other hand.....<
> 02) Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.<
> 01) Tg9OpO{i DfsaAwRdNk HjAR%eD T^rO( T6yYu&P-[E#W@I*TyfHjuP[AsWz3S!!<
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> Translation: 01) TOO DARN HARD TO TYPE WITH PAWS!!<
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Re: TOP 10 REASONS DOGS DON'T USE COMPUTERS...

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2000 6:11 pm
by Kefkathe3rd
LOL at #1 "But what fun is destruction if no 'precious' lives are lost?" - Kefka<
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Re: TOP 10 REASONS DOGS DON'T USE COMPUTERS...

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2000 10:10 pm
by FaiaX
A dog's attorney:<
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>"As an expert in the case of Canine Legal Procedures, I find this to be highly offensive and discriminatory... what? yes, yes, I want a treat! *catches a milk-bone or two in his mouth and wags his tail happily*" <i>People are to be respected regardless of position or class. This should always be remembered. All people also have a responsibility to put into action their beliefs and talents.</i> <
>A nice philosophy from Ogre Battle.<
>FirestarterX of nsider/lh chat and the bbs (before it was taken down)<
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Re: TOP 10 REASONS DOGS DON'T USE COMPUTERS...

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2000 10:49 pm
by Ingrid
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<
> <i>~Ingrid~</i><i><i>Edited by Ingrid  at: 4/23/00 2:42:47 am<
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