SOMEONE HAS ME BEAT...

[soloist]

The man to the
far right has
my beard,
but I do-
n't use
wax
or:

(glue... laughs!)








And look at these...

[Diabolique]

ROTFL!!! The 4th pic looks like curly fries!

[Frong]

Ah, the World Beard and Moustache Championships. Classic, classic. I've actually seen all of these guys before in photos from previous competitions, though not that particular iteration of the last guy's beard. The one I saw before was a model of the London Bridge instead of a reindeer and tree or whatever that is. I also hadn't seen a two-color twisted variety of the third guy's beard, either. Stylish.

[Nakor]

It's apparently a moose. It's hard to see in this particular photo, but the other half of his beard has a Norwegian flag on it.

[Frong]

Yeah, I can't see anything in that particular pic, but that's amusing. What's next, a complete diorama of a scene from Norwegian history?