How to Bathe a Cat<
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> <i> Please forward to cat lovers everywhere who, like myself, are very concerned about their hygiene.</i><
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>1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.<
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>2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.<
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>3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.<
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>4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).<
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><b> CAUTION:</b><
>Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any surface they can find.<
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>5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.<
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>6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.<
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>7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.<
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>8. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.<
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>Sincerely,<
> <i> THE DOG </i><
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How to bathe a cat...
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Ingrid
Re: How to bathe a cat...
LOL!!! I wonder if anyone has ever tried that. Poor kitties would freeze in that cold water! <i></i>