A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen... and this kitchen is delirious.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
Housework done properly can kill you.
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
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