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Funny Bumper Stickers!
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:07 am
by Corvette Girl
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen... and this kitchen is delirious.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
Housework done properly can kill you.
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Feel free to add your favorites below!
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:11 pm
by soloist
Those were comical, Corvette
Girl! Now all we need ar-
e more male influe-
nced bumper st-
ickers and t-
he gende-
r war c-
an be-
gin.
(remember those?)
Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:06 am
by Corvette Girl
soloist wrote:Those were comical, Corvette
Girl! Now all we need ar-
e more male influe-
nced bumper st-
ickers and t-
he gende-
r war c-
an be-
gin.
(remember those?)
Yep! Would you like to add some of your own?
Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:22 pm
by soloist
That I shall, but hopefully
tomorrow when I hav-
e more time onlin-
e. Preparing fo-
r the eveni-
ng of slu-
mber.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:31 am
by Roemello
A few more
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals
Asshole: Not Just a Word, A Lifestyle
Anger Management Graduate: What the Hell YOU Lookin at?!
Jesus Loves You: Everyone Else Thinks You're a Jackass
Can't Feed 'Em? Don't Breed 'Em!
Gun Control Means Using Both Hands
Gas, Grass or Ass... No one rides for free
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a DRUNK... alcoholics go to meetings
If I
Wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd FART!!
Uncle Sam wants YOU... To speak english
BEER! Helping white guys dance since 1842
Marriage is Grand! Divorce is 100 Grand!
Don't smoke Crack... WIPE IT!!
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:25 pm
by Captain Zap
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:12 pm
by MystykMeow
It is a house unless you have a cat then it's a home.
Can't quite remember any but this is one I saw....
Meow
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:05 pm
by Diabolique
Here are a few feline ones:
Cats don't get into mischief, cats are mischief
The cat could very well be man's best friend, but would never stoop to admitting it
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats for they are subtle and will piss on your: computer, homework, laundry, carpet, stereo, all of the above
E Pluribus Meow - In cats we trust
We had to give away the kids - the cat was allergic
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat
Dogs come when called, cats have answering machines and might get back to you
Some say that cats are sneaky evil and cruel. True, and they have other fine qualities as well
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then a cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Cats don't want to own people. They prefer to lease with an option.
Cats keep their claws sharp because they know that just a purr may not be enough
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy!
A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book. Ah, Paradise!
